New Surface Pro commercial shows this is the perfect device for bringing crappy music to work

Microsoft what are you thinking?!? What`s with the crazy dance off stuff? This is the new Surface Pro commercial entitled "The Vibe", and what does it telegraph? If you bring this device to your office it will become an instant dance party (If that`s the case I`d go full rabid berserker squatch on all these people! Swear to you dear reader I would!)

sad, very sad